Monday, August 19, 2013

After I expressed being concerned that I gave our number and address to someone on craigslist....and telling them that we wouldn't be home until after 8...

"Just tell them that we are doing SWAT team training at our house until 8:30. The tear gas should be clear by then, but who knows?"
"I'm like the perfect man...killing spiders, changing poopy diapers....loving you..."
"All I want is to find Bigfoot's footprint. Is that really too much to ask??"
"I need more nerds in my life."
"I think one of the things I need most right now in life is a cross breeze."