Sunday, January 24, 2016

Jessica: Eleanor is a very determined little girl.

Dave: Where is my personality in our kids?? My genes were killed in the womb by your determined ones!
"My stiff undershirts are tearing up my armpits. And nobody cares!!!"
"Our microwave is the worst. My hot breath works better than our microwave."
"The bags under my eyes are so big they could carry groceries!"