Friday, November 6, 2015

At 6 am:

I just set Max up with a donut and a movie. Because I'm a good parent.
Dave: Did you know you got whole wheat gold fish?

Jessica: Yes

Dave: Oh. I didn't think anyone did that on purpose. I thought they put them on the shelves to trick people.
To Max:

Never answer the door in your underwear
To Max:

How did your whole body get sticky??
"Is there anything in the world that tastes better than Pop Tarts?!?"
"Tom Hanks makes me so happy."