corn mob

After standing in a mob of people trying to get corn at the State Fair

Jessica: Oh my word! I'm surprised you made it out alive

Dave: It was a dark place in there Jess. I did and said things I'm not proud of, and will never be spoken of again.

painters tape

While Dave is taking tape off the basement ceiling

Jessica: Oh, there's tape still on the dining room ceiling from our reunion!

Dave: Hmm.....just paint over it.

things heard around the house

"sometimes I just need to chill and watch some Family Ties on my phone"


"Not everyone has been blessed with an outspoken wife...."


"cool guys call"

the toots

Jessica: Why would anyone want to just sit and watch you play video games? That sounds super boring.

Dave: Some guys like to do that

Jessica: I dont get it.

Dave: Can I be real honest with you? It's like watching a professional athlete in his element. I dont mean to toot my own horn, but TOOT TOOT.

bombs away

While driving...

Jessica: Whoa!

Dave: What?

Jessica: Check out that big helicopter!

Dave: Whoa, I've never seen one like that. I hope they don't bomb half price books. I like that store.

squatchy

Jessica: man, aren't you going to be sad when you get to heaven and realize there really was no such thing as Big Foot. Except there are no tears in heaven so you'll just be all "oh, ok"

Dave: No way! I'll be all "oh look, there's Big Foot laying down with the lion and the lamb!"


and later....


Laurie: Dave, keep your eyes peeled for Big Foot!

Dave: That's like telling me to breathe, Laurie.

reasons

Jessica: You're lucky I know my way around Maple Grove

Dave: I know! It's the second reason I married you. #1 reason: your smokin' hot bod. #2: your knowledge of Maple Grove. I always thought to myself 'man, we'll fly around that town!'