pre-order

Jessica: I'm going to send you an email with my birthday wish list and then you can pass it along to whoever needs an idea ok?

Dave: Ok, but I already pre-ordered your gift because it doesn't come out until Oct 25th.

Jessica: You did?! What is it??

Dave: Captain America: The First Avenger.................you're welcome.

sit. stay.

Dave: You need to slow your roll. You are supposed to be sitting around eating bon bons.

Jessica: What are bon bons exactly?

Dave: I don't know, but when you figure out what they are, sit around and eat them!

to throw or not to throw

Jessica: This pineapple is rotten I think. What do you think? Should I just throw it away?? I dont feel good about that

Dave: Just throw it. What if you dropped an egg on the ground, would you feel bad throwing it away?

Jessica: An egg is not the same thing as a pineapple!!

Dave: I'm pretty sure we can get another one. A pineapple is not a precious resource!

super chill

Dave: You need to calm down

Jessica: YOU need to calm down

Dave: Oh, I'm calm. I'm so calm you can just call me the Rainbow knock off soda "super chill"

magically delicious

While on vacation...

Dave: Let's get matching tattoos!

Jessica: Totally. What should we get?

Dave: Let's get the Lucky Charm marshmallows going around our arm. That way we'll have stars, moons, hearts, clovers, and horseshoes. We'll have everything pretty much covered!

vocab test

Dave: Did you see that guy?

Jessica: No, which one?

Dave: the guy pushing the .....what's it called....the baby wheel chair. Oh. STROLLER!

and the cheese stands alone

on our phones, trying to find each other in the grocery store

Dave: Where are you??

Jessica: By the cheese

Dave: Ok, dont move. I'm on my way.

Still on the phone....

Dave: you are NOT by the cheese. I'M by the cheese!!

Jessica: what are you talking about?! I'm standing right next to the cheese.

Dave: WHICH CHEESE??

Jessica: The cheese counter

Dave: Cheeses of Nazareth! I'll be right over....