"our kid really is the phil collins of babies"

"sometimes you just need to party hard...even in the house of the Lord"

after seeing our christmas tree still lying by our garage because we missed the pick up date:

Jessica: Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, you will forever be in our alley

Dave: Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, we'll use you next year to save money

Dave: what?

Jessica: I said "uh huh"

Dave: No you didnt. You mumbled in a little mouse whisper.

As Christina Perri's "a thousand years" comes on the radio

"I am gollum and this song is my precious"

after having a kernel stuck in his tooth for a long time:

"Popcorn is a dangerous game....but I love to play it."

Jessica: I don't floss as much as I used to

Dave: Well, I never do so you have me beat

Jessica: You must not want to keep any of your teeth

Dave: Nah, dentures are better. You just toss them in a bowl at the end of the day. Nighty night Jessica!