rsvp

Jessica: I thought it was funny that you responded "maybe" to a party that we are having at OUR HOUSE!

Dave: yeah, I have to change it to a yes though. The suspense is killing me!

Jessica: The suspense is killing YOU?

Dave: yeah. Am I going? Am I not going? I'm on pins and needles over here!

no rest for the weary

Dave: I'm so tired
Jessica: Maybe you shouldn't have stayed up so late playing vids with Jeff
Dave: Jess...we were fighting terrorists. Do you think Obama slept while looking for Osama Bin Laden?? NO! That's why he looks so haggard all the time.

hit the road

to Olive (the dog):

"Go fly your freak flag somewhere else!"

in case you didn't know...

"squirrel love is color blind, Jessica"

after dinner drink

"I'm going to start putting vodka in my H2O. But instead of H2O I'm going to call it H2 Uh-Oh"

between a rock and a gas can

"This gas can is the worst gas can in the history of gas cans!! I mean....a rock with a hole in it would be better than this gas can."

huh?

"in 1998, dump was king!"