freebie

Sandra Bullock: And the Oscar goes to....Colin Firth
Dave: That was like the free space on a bingo board

always winter. never christmas

" I feel like the White Witch has been give reign over Minnesota or something."

full house

Jessica: This loaf is still a little doughy in the middle
Dave: No, I like it doughy. It's perfect. Doughy Gladstone.

boy wonder

Jessica: well, this dough is gone now. what kind of bread should I make next?
Dave: wonder
Jessica: ...wonder bread?
Dave: YEAH. that would be so GOOD!

the show about nothing

While trying to jog Jessica's memory on a certain episode:

Dave: You have a really hard time remembering, dont you?
Jessica: Dave....
Dave: I mean just with Seinfeld......AND LIFE!

paranoia

"Don't quote me on that. Literally."

captain obvious

Dave: the faster we drive the less time we'll spend on the road
Jessica: (gives dave a look that says "wow, that's obvious")
Dave: Oh. Apparently this is the John Madden of road trips

addicted

"you cant watch Seinfeld all day unless you start in the morning"

nerd talk

While listening to the avett brothers:

Dave: it sounds like they are saying lombas bread
Jessica: what is lombas bread?
Dave: its what the hobbits took to mordor
Jessica: .....oh of course

Dave then proceeds to sing the rest of the song with lyrics that inluded words such as gandolf, mordor and shire.

bigger fish to fry

While shopping for our cabin trip:

Dave: oh good, you found the fish sticks. Now we just have to get some mayo.
Jessica: (gives Dave a grossed out look)
Dave: why? What do you put on fish sticks?
Jessica: ketchup
Dave: (pauses)...that's messed up

a giant among us

While watching a movie at the cabin:

"If only i had a tiny, elf size blanket"
(Reaches for said tiny blanket)
"Oh wait...i do."

freak show

"Im living in a freak show. And I'm the star"