Wednesday, February 19, 2014

"I wish Kelsey Grammer would narrate my life."
As we were watching someone get pulled over:

"Ask not for whom the lights blink. The lights blink for thee."
"Our founding fathers were babies!"
"Oh, are just a less tasty muffin."
"Why are your arms out like that? Are your muscles too big and you can't put your arms down? .......been there."
Talking to Max:

"We are not supposed to shout 'butts' at the dinner table. We can shout 'butts' later."