Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Jessica: We are in a fight

Dave: We sure are. You don't even know the tune to "Mmmbop" !

Sunday, May 20, 2012

" I want to wear these jean shorts for the rest of my life. I want to die in these jean shorts."
"There are some things you can skimp on. Jimmy Dean sausage is not one of them. I feel like you could put that on my tombstone."

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Everyone loves homemade caramels. You are with the terrorists if you don't.
To Max

"Please don't scratch my eyeballs out. I only have two."

Thursday, May 3, 2012

" I'm a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll."