Monday, December 24, 2012

talking about potatoes

"and then they will be salty, wrinkly and good. Just like me when I'm old."
"FYI, if our house is on fire it is not going to smell like Nicaraguan coffee!"

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Jessica: You're such a Scrooge when it comes to Christmas cards.

Dave: You know what Scrooge had in the bank?! MONEY. You know what we have in the bank? Nothing!