Wednesday, May 25, 2011


Jessica: I thought it was funny that you responded "maybe" to a party that we are having at OUR HOUSE!

Dave: yeah, I have to change it to a yes though. The suspense is killing me!

Jessica: The suspense is killing YOU?

Dave: yeah. Am I going? Am I not going? I'm on pins and needles over here!

Monday, May 23, 2011

no rest for the weary

Dave: I'm so tired
Jessica: Maybe you shouldn't have stayed up so late playing vids with Jeff
Dave: Jess...we were fighting terrorists. Do you think Obama slept while looking for Osama Bin Laden?? NO! That's why he looks so haggard all the time.

hit the road

to Olive (the dog):

"Go fly your freak flag somewhere else!"

in case you didn't know...

"squirrel love is color blind, Jessica"

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

after dinner drink

"I'm going to start putting vodka in my H2O. But instead of H2O I'm going to call it H2 Uh-Oh"

between a rock and a gas can

"This gas can is the worst gas can in the history of gas cans!! I mean....a rock with a hole in it would be better than this gas can."


"in 1998, dump was king!"

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

wallpaper from hell

While stripping wallpaper

Jessica: this must be what Hell is like, except hotter
Dave: NO WAY! Phil Collins wouldn't be playing in Hell! He would be too busy serenading the angels...

Thursday, May 5, 2011

well, in that case

Dave: there's a cop behind us. make sure you're going 30!
Jessica: he's turning
Dave: oh. ok, go 40 then

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

my bad

Dave: I'm sorry. I dont want to fight with you.
Jessica: I'm sorry too.
Dave: Oh and I'm sorry I wrote "kiss my butt" with lipstick on the bathroom bad.