Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Friday, April 6, 2012

"I don't think you realize I'm not David Copperfield. I'm David Hilden"
"There's poop on my hand! There is POOP ON MY HAND!!"

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Dave: Do you know what I feel like doing? Going on a run!

Jessica: April Fools?

Dave: Yeah
to max while changing his diaper:

"don't worry buddy, I like crapping my pants too. Don't tell your mom."