Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Jess: We are getting rid of that Quasimodo doll.

Dave: You just want to get rid of it because he's ugly. I think you are missing the whole point of that story.
"I had a cat once that ate puzzle pieces. To a puzzler, that is very annoying."
"I think you misunderstood me. I said I want ALL the tacos. I'm afraid what you heard was, I want a lot of tacos."
"My soap was in the women's section. Guys want to smell like cucumbers too!"