Wednesday, August 24, 2011

the toots

Jessica: Why would anyone want to just sit and watch you play video games? That sounds super boring.

Dave: Some guys like to do that

Jessica: I dont get it.

Dave: Can I be real honest with you? It's like watching a professional athlete in his element. I dont mean to toot my own horn, but TOOT TOOT.

bombs away

While driving...

Jessica: Whoa!

Dave: What?

Jessica: Check out that big helicopter!

Dave: Whoa, I've never seen one like that. I hope they don't bomb half price books. I like that store.

Monday, August 15, 2011


Jessica: man, aren't you going to be sad when you get to heaven and realize there really was no such thing as Big Foot. Except there are no tears in heaven so you'll just be all "oh, ok"

Dave: No way! I'll be all "oh look, there's Big Foot laying down with the lion and the lamb!"

and later....

Laurie: Dave, keep your eyes peeled for Big Foot!

Dave: That's like telling me to breathe, Laurie.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011


Jessica: You're lucky I know my way around Maple Grove

Dave: I know! It's the second reason I married you. #1 reason: your smokin' hot bod. #2: your knowledge of Maple Grove. I always thought to myself 'man, we'll fly around that town!'