magically delicious

While on vacation...

Dave: Let's get matching tattoos!

Jessica: Totally. What should we get?

Dave: Let's get the Lucky Charm marshmallows going around our arm. That way we'll have stars, moons, hearts, clovers, and horseshoes. We'll have everything pretty much covered!

vocab test

Dave: Did you see that guy?

Jessica: No, which one?

Dave: the guy pushing the .....what's it called....the baby wheel chair. Oh. STROLLER!

and the cheese stands alone

on our phones, trying to find each other in the grocery store

Dave: Where are you??

Jessica: By the cheese

Dave: Ok, dont move. I'm on my way.

Still on the phone....

Dave: you are NOT by the cheese. I'M by the cheese!!

Jessica: what are you talking about?! I'm standing right next to the cheese.

Dave: WHICH CHEESE??

Jessica: The cheese counter

Dave: Cheeses of Nazareth! I'll be right over....

corn mob

After standing in a mob of people trying to get corn at the State Fair

Jessica: Oh my word! I'm surprised you made it out alive

Dave: It was a dark place in there Jess. I did and said things I'm not proud of, and will never be spoken of again.

painters tape

While Dave is taking tape off the basement ceiling

Jessica: Oh, there's tape still on the dining room ceiling from our reunion!

Dave: Hmm.....just paint over it.

things heard around the house

"sometimes I just need to chill and watch some Family Ties on my phone"


"Not everyone has been blessed with an outspoken wife...."


"cool guys call"