it's electric

Dave: THIS is what Olive has been chewing on

Jessica: NO!! The dryer ball!! We lost the green one, the red one is all chewed up and we have ZERO dryer sheets left.

Dave: NOOOOO!! Static prevails!

what a chore

Jessica: My mom said "can you believe he is going to be a big tall man someday?" And I was all, "don't tell me that!"

Dave: Yeah, well...he better help me rake

thoughts on babies

"Babies can really get away with things that humans can't"