Dave: I think that's when we watched Time Traveler's Wife, which was terrible

Jessica: It wasn't that bad

Dave: Yes it was

Jessica: Agree to disagree

Dave: Terrible. BUT if I had to choose between Time Traveler's Wife and watching New Moon again....I'd just poke my eyes out.

"our kid really is the phil collins of babies"

"sometimes you just need to party hard...even in the house of the Lord"

after seeing our christmas tree still lying by our garage because we missed the pick up date:

Jessica: Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, you will forever be in our alley

Dave: Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, we'll use you next year to save money