Dave: Did you hear Olive snoring last night?

Jessica: No, but I heard her barfing this morning

Dave: Oh man, I get so jazzed when I hear that. I just know it's going to be a great day.

after trying to fix the alarm clock several times:

"If the alarm goes off now, we'll know the devil has control of this alarm clock!!"

"Hey! We are trying to rest in peace over here......not in a dead sort of way...."