Max: Why are you going outside?

Dave: Because the neighbors NEED to see me in my pajama pants and crocs.

Jess: I thought you weren't going to get breakfast burritos anymore.

Dave: Every once in a while, love will find a way.

Dave: Jessica Biel. What is she up to these days?

Jess: Just being married to JT I guess.

Dave: It's a full time job, baby.