Jessica: Ewwww. You are stinky.

Dave: I burped. But it should be minty fresh, I just ate a thin mint.

Jessica: I need to consume far less bread and sugar.

Dave: Did you realize that at the bottom of the Ben and Jerry's container tonight?

Jessica: Yep

Dave: That's how some people find God.

To the dog

"Olive, you need to figure out your life! And sorry I poked you in the eye, that was a total accident."

While looking for music

"What's a good song to play while you're wiping your kid's butt? Tough decisions to make here."

"I would dance on hot coals if it meant a good poop afterwards."

" Iron Man is no match for a crabby mommy."

Dave: I like those old Victorian houses

Jessica: To live in? Tiny rooms......

Dave: Lots of ghosts.....