give me some space

Jessica: you have to give me some of the work bench when you clean it off, for my gardening stuff.

Dave: I'm not giving you any of it! Ok, you can have a quarter of it. Did I say a quarter? I meant a CORNER. You can have a corner.

a little later...

Dave: I'll give you some of the work bench if you give me some of that laundry table downstairs

Jessica: What are you going to put on that laundry table??

Dave: Lots of stuff

Jessica: Like what?

Dave: my kermit phone for starters. I'm going to come up with so much stuff to put on that table, it's going to blow your mind!

the dog days

While watching ALIAS

"Jack and Sloane back together again like old dogs. Speaking of old dogs, do yourself a favor and watch that movie. But only if you want to laugh really hard. It's up to you."

geography 101

While watching ALIAS

Jessica: Where are they right now? I missed it.

Dave: Shanghai Berlin

Jessica: Those are two cities, in completely different countries

Dave: Hmm.......agree to disagree

rsvp

Jessica: I thought it was funny that you responded "maybe" to a party that we are having at OUR HOUSE!

Dave: yeah, I have to change it to a yes though. The suspense is killing me!

Jessica: The suspense is killing YOU?

Dave: yeah. Am I going? Am I not going? I'm on pins and needles over here!

no rest for the weary

Dave: I'm so tired
Jessica: Maybe you shouldn't have stayed up so late playing vids with Jeff
Dave: Jess...we were fighting terrorists. Do you think Obama slept while looking for Osama Bin Laden?? NO! That's why he looks so haggard all the time.

hit the road

to Olive (the dog):

"Go fly your freak flag somewhere else!"

in case you didn't know...

"squirrel love is color blind, Jessica"