Dave: What's with all the traffic?
Jessica: there's a stalled vehicle in the middle lane up there
Dave: Oh. Did you see it?
Jessica: No. The electronic traffic informational sign told me.
Dave. Oh. I never read those. It could say there is a giant fire ball in the middle lane. It could say there is a car-eating dinosaur up ahead and I would still be all "weird, what's up with the traffic?"
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You make me laugh! Thanks Dave, it's good to laugh on a cold, snowy, long, winter's night.
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