soaper man

Jessica: why don't you just use the body wash that's in the shower?

Dave: I don't have anything to put it on

Jessica: Just lather it up with your hands. What do you put your bar of soap on?

Dave: My body! I just rub it all over my body (complete with actions)

Jessica: ........

Dave: I cant be the only one who does that. Then I just throw the bar of soap into the air and it lands perfectly back in the dish. I'm like a super hero in there!